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greeks invented sex, but the italians pefected it by introducing it to girls

greeks: We invented MATH, etc., etc., etc, oh yeah and sex...
italians: ahhh...yes, sex, but italians introduced sex to women!!!2. Greeks
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People that are fun to party with

alex-where were u yesterday?
jim-Parting with some Greeks
alex-DAMMIT i knew i should have gone god i wish i were greek3. Greeks
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The Greeks are a sexy, sytlish, intelligent race (opposite of the Turks), who basically invented civilization. Greece and Cyprus are where most Greeks in the world live.

Although there are large amounts of Greeks/Cypriots in Australia and parts of South Africa as well as the UK.

Greeks have many cultural similarities to Italians, and conquered Sicily and most of Southern Italy. Greeks are loved all over the world apart from in Turkey, where they are so jealous of them.

Greeks are great so are Spaniards and Italians.4. greeks
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The best kind of people you will ever know

there are two kinds of people .... people who are greek and people who wish they were5. Greeks
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Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.

My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)5. Greeks
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Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.

My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)5. Greeks
130 up, 98 down


Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.

My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)6. Greeks
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Greeks are Ethiopians they have a fake nation thats only been existed since 1821. they claim everything is theirs for ie) Macedonia,Epirus,Cyprus.

Greeks Have a Ethiopian Sub Saharan DNA For a country thats only been existed since 1821 claiming Alexander the Great was Greek Pffft Liars Liars Liars. In fact Alexander was Never Greek, The dna done in France and America proved that The Greeks had nothing to do with the ancient Macedonians or Alexander the Great.

Alexander The Great = Macedonian
Cyprus = Turkish
Epirus = Albanian
Greeks = Ethiopian Gypsies that formed a nation in 1821.
Macedonia = 4,000 Years old Country.
Greece = A fake country with a fake nation and also a fake history.

Macedonian History = 3,000 Years old
Greek History = 162 Years old

Stop the lying Greece we all know your country is filled with Propaganda.

Long Live Macedonia

Macedonians are Macedonians, Never Greeks.
Greeks are Ethiopian Gypsies that formed a nation in 1821.
Alexander The Great MACEDONIAN was Macedonian.

We all hate Hellas.

Da Te Ebam Grcia!7. greeks
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refer to two groups of people:

1) the ancient hellenes

2) modern greeks

unbeknownst or outright denied by "modern" greeks, there isn't really any relation racially between the hellenes and the "moderns". the slavic migrations between 600-800ad completely overwhelmed greece. the population of greece has always been small, even moreso during those times. constant warfare depleted the population further. the slavs managed to settle thessaly,aetolia,macedoni a,thrace and the
peloponesos. virtually every major part of greece, save for boeotia(which is where dislocated albanians settled)was overrun by the slavs. to this day there are still towns with slavic etymology. the "greeks" of today are nothing more than the descendants of hellenized slavs, which was the policy of the church to gain converts, and of the byzantine empire in order to free itself from a two front war against eastern armies of islamic faith. the gene pool of the hellenes, while not completely decimated was absorbed by the slavs.
the slavs were classified as greek speaking, slav speaking, or bulgarian speaking. through the years other ethnicities were thrown into the mix: normans,venetians,romania ns,turks egyptians. modern day peoples of the balkans have varying degrees of the admixture of these ethnicities, and the "greeks" are no exception.

it is foolish of the greeks to believe they are directly descended from the ancient hellenes.8. greeks
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A group of people who take an amount of money equivlent to their military spending in subsidies from the EU. Also couldnt pay for their olympics due to their finincal and industrial inetpitude.

"Man I am so lucky Im not a greek"8. greeks
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A group of people who take an amount of money equivlent to their military spending in subsidies from the EU. Also couldnt pay for their olympics due to their finincal and industrial inetpitude.

"Man I am so lucky Im not a greek"9. Greeks
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Goat-fucking homosexuals with bad personal hygeine

I hate Greeks because they all fuck goats. And smell

Για να νη τρωτε κλησεις.

Smile για να μην τρωτε κλησεις!!!(δοκιμασμενο)
01.Οταν σε σταματήσει για αλκοοτέστ.-Τι συμβαίνει τροχονόμεΔεν υπάρχει αίμα στο αλκοόλ μου!
(ελα ,μωρε 2-3 ποτηρακια ήταν... ή βαρελακιαδεν ειμαι σίγουρη)

02.Οταν σε ρωτήσει γιατί υπερέβεις το όριο ταχύτητος.-Μα δε με αναγνωρίζεις ο σουμαχερ ειμαι!!
(θες ενα αυτόγραφο)

03.Οταν σου μιλάει προσποιήσου τον κωφάλαλο.

(παιξτο βασίλης πουλάκης. δοκιμασμενα πραματα...)

04.Αν σε ρωτήσει αν ήξερες με πόσο πήγαινες.-Οχι,το κοντέρ μου φτάνει μόνο μέχρι τα 180!
(ρίξε και την ξανθια μπουκλα πίσω να φανει το μπόυστο... επίσεις δοκιμασμενο...)

05.Ρώτα τον πως είναι το μικρό του όνομα και φώναζε τον με αυτό.

(ειδικά αν ειναι γρηγόρης οπώτε περνεις το ναζιαρικο γατισιο υφακι σου και του το λες νιουρίζοντας γγγγγγρρρρρρρρρρρηγόοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοορη....)

06.Προσποιήσου την αδερφή και ζήτα του να βγείτε έξω.

(επίμονα ομως.αλλιως δε πιανει.εκτος και αν ειναι αδερφη οπώτε την εκατσες)

07.Αν πει όχι,βάλε τα κλάμματα.

(για αυτο το βήμα χριάζεται να κατσεις και να μελετήσεις τον σερβετα απο τους αμαν στο ρόλο χήρας (αχ κωστα κωστααααααααααααααα) οταν πλέον το κάνεις καλήτερα απ αυτον είσαι ετοιμη. αν ο μπατσος λεγεται και κωστας έδεσε το γλυκό!!!)

08.Αν πει ναι,μήνυσε τον για κατάχρηση εξουσίας.

(και για σεξουαλική παρανόχληση του σκύλου σου.(πέρνεις εξτρα πόντους αν καταφερεις να το καταδικάσεις για την παρενόχληση του σκύλου ειδικά αν δεν εχεις σκύλο)

09.Αν σου ζητήσει να βγεις απ το αυτοκίνητο ,βγες και πέτα το σώμα σου πάνω στο καπό.

(να εχει περασει λιγη ωρα ωστε να μην τζιρτζιριστεις απ την θερμότητα της μηχανης. αν δεν προλαβει να κρυωσει πέτα τον μπάτσο πανω στο καπό)

10.Αν σου ζητήσει να ανοίξεις τα πόδια,πες ότι δεν σου αρέσει να το κάνεις έτσι.

(ναι ετσι πές ακομα και αν σου αρεσει!!!θες να φας την κλήση)

11.Αν σου περάσει χειροπέδες,πες του ότι συνήθως πριν τα βίτσια υπάρχει δείπνο.

(εστω ενα βρόμικο στην εθνική βρε αδερφε)

12.Πες του ότι σου αρέσουν οι άντρες με στολή.

(διευκρήνηση για ξανθιές: για μπάτσους μηλαμε οχι για παρκαδόρους)

13.Αν τραβήξει γκλοπ,ρώτα τι πρόκειται να σου κάνει με αυτό.

(και ρώτα αν εχει λιπάντικό )

14.Αν είσαι γυναίκα πες του ότι δεν το κάνεις αυτό με το πρώτο ραντεβού.

(για ενα κουτελο ζουμε)

15.Μόλις έρ8ει στο αυτοκίνητο πες του 'άδεια και δίπλωμα,παρακαλώ'.

(πιάνει και αυτο!!!!!! καντε το!!!)

16.Πριν υπογράψεις την κλήση,φύσα την μύτη σου και μετά ζήτα τον στυλό του.

(καλό ειναι να εχεις στο πίσω κάθισμα και 5-6 φιματκά κοτόπουλα να βήχουν)

17.Αρχισε να δαγκώνεις νευρικά τον τυλό και μετά καθάρισε τα αυτιά σου.

(και τα αυτιά του αν εξακολουθει να θελει να σου δοσει κλήση)

18.Αν είναι parker διάλυσε τον και παίζε με το ελατήριο.

(και ρωτα αν ακουει και αυτός το μποινγκ μποινγκ που κανει το ελατιριο)

19.Ρώτα τον αν έχει κόρη.Αν πει ναι,πες του "γι αυτό μου φαίνεται γνωστό τ΄όνομα σου¨.

(αναφέρσου λεπτομερός στην ιστορία της κοπέλας που εισίγαγε στον κολπο της ενα καρπόυζι και ρωτα τον αυτός ως πατερας της αν εχει αναλογα προσόντα)

20.Αν σε πάει στο τμήμα ζήτα του να καθήσεις μπρος.Αν σε βάλει άρχισε να παίζεις με την σειρήνα.

(αν δε δουλέυει βγαλε το κεφαλι απ το παραθυρο και φώναζε εναλαξ ιου ιου ιου ιου ιου ιου ιου μπλε μπλε μπλε μπλε μπλε μπλε)

Ελληνικα στα αγγλικα

Ελληνικά στα Αγγλικά
Υποβλήθηκε από egglezaki στις Παρ, 16/11/2007 - 15:48.

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• Are you working me? (Με δουλεύεις?)
• You changed my lights (Μου άλλαξες τα φώτα)
• I | He/She/It | We |You | They did her from hand (Την έκαναν από χέρι)
• Welcome my eyes the two (Καλώς τα μάτια μου τα δυό)
• It says! (Λέει)
• It counts (Μετράει)
• I've played them! (Τα έχω παίξει)
• I made her lottery! (Την εκανα λαχείο)
• I stayed bone! (Εμεινα κόκκαλο)
• I saw the Christ soldier. (Είδα τον Χριστό φαντάρο)
• It happened the come to see. (Εγινε το έλα να δείς)
• Like the unfair curse. (Σαν την άδικη κατάρα)
• Something's running down to the gypsies. (κάτι τρέχει στα γύφτικα)
• It didn't sit on us.(Δεν μας έκατσε)
• He gives her to me. (Μου την δίνει)
• Who pays the bride. (Ποιός πληρώνει την νύφη?)
• He doesn't understand Christ. (Δεν καταλαβαίνει Χριστό!)
• Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush. (Τα μυαλά σου και μιά λίρα και του μπογιατζή ο κόπανος)
• I came out of my clothes. (Βγήκα από τα ρούχα μου)
• This place is at Devil's mother. (Αυτό είναι στου διαόλου την μάνα)
• It rains chair legs. (Βρέχει καρεκλοπόδαρα)
• Hairs curly. (τρίχες κατσαρές)
• How from here morning morning? (Πώς από δώ πρωϊ πρωϊ?)
• I don't know my blindness. (Δεν ξέρω την τύφλα μου)
• The Blind man's rights (του στραβού το δίκιο)
• I see it pale. (Τα βλέπω χλωμά)
• Ηe is dewatered! (Αυτός είναι ξενέρωτος)
• You are for the festivals. (Είσαι για τα πανηγύρια)
• Three-blanket party. (Τρικούβερτο γλέντι)
• They don't chew. (Δεν μασάνε)
• Does the goat chew taramas? (Μασάει η κατσίκα ταραμά?
• Catch the egg and give it a haircut. (Πιάσε το αυγό και κούρευτο!!)
• Are we gluing coffee pots? (Μπρίκια κολλάμε?)
• Marrows drums! (Κολοκύθια τούμπανα)
• Slow the very oil (σιγά τον πολυέλαιο)
• Holy Mary's eyes. (Της Παναγιάς τα μάτια)
• Whatever you remember you are glad. (Οτι θυμάσαι χαίρεσαι)
• Are you asking and the change from over? (Μου ζητάς και τα ρέστα?)
We confused our thighs. (Μπερδέψαμε τα μπούτια μας)

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10 Things You Did not Know About Ancient Greeks - They founded the European culture By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor

10 Things You Did not Know About Ancient Greeks
- They founded the European culture
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor

Greek hoplites
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1. Ancient Greek culture founded the western culture, with its modern traits of developing intellectual and scientific skills, a culture based on reasoning, investigation and experimentation. Ancient Greeks developed medicine, logics, aesthetics, metaphysics, mathematics and geometry, and this gave them a profound intellectual formation, allowed then to live more, made complex measurements that eased their trade and determined them to live in perfectly organized urban structures. The Greek civilization was made by man, for man and controlled by man. The integral formation of the individual was scientific, intellectual, artistic and sportive.

2. The Greek culture was defined by its art. The three architectural Greek classes: Doric, Ionic and Corinthian, and the anatomic interpretation of the Greek culture will always be actual.
The Parthenon of Athens remains the symbol of Greek architecture, while Myron’s Discobolus is one of the emblems of Greek culture. The Parthenon was built during Pericles and it is a temple dedicated to the goddess Pallas Athena, being the work of Phidias, who made it in 15 years. In its days, the temple harbored a gold and ivory statue of the goddess, represented with helmet, shield and spear.

3. The mild Mediterranean climate allowed the Greeks to spend most of their activities outside, in houses’ porticoes, streets, squares and markets. Greek houses were just a shelter for the night or against rain; houses have few small windows protecting against the heat and light. Most meetings and social life occurred in the main square of a city, called agora.

Greek phalanx formation made of hoplites
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4. On the highest part of a city, called Acropolis, temples were built. Temples were not just religious buildings, but also the place where politics and justice acts were made. The temple was usually surrounded by a colonnade and it was divided in three parts: naos (portico), cella (sanctuary preserving the image of the god), and opistodoma (treasure room of the god where offerings given by the adorers were stored).

5. Each Greek city (polis) represented an independent small state. The city was sustained by the crops gathered on the surrounding fields, but also by trade with crafted goods. The inhabitants of a city rejected any foreign intervention in their politics, and the power balance was maintained by strong armies, as all men capable of handling a weapon entered the army. The war-like society of the ancient Greeks produced the most powerful ancient infantry soldier: the Greek hoplite. The heavily armored hoplites of Alexander the Great conquered the world known by those times.

Not all the Greek cities were democracies (ruled by citizens); some or ruled by kings, like Sparta, while Macedonia was a real kingdom.

6. Women were given the domestic work, children care and many manual works, like weaving. Greek women wove flax and wool. The fabrics were used for making chiton (a sleeveless tunic, worn by both sexes) and peplos, a body-length garment worn only by women. Women had their dependencies called gynaecea, while men had theirs, called androcea. Greek women could practice sports, had juridical personality for trade operations and could have intellectual activities. Some Greek women excelled in arts and poetry; the most famous was Sappho of Lesbos.

Pathenon today
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7. The education of the young was a priority for the ancient Greeks, so various philosophers came with their theories of what was best in the formation of the citizens. The education included the study of philosophy, history, literature, science, sport and music (playing zither and flute). The aim was to grow up honest adults, with high artistic sense and good physical condition. The children of rich families were educated by personal pedagogues, teaching them basic knowledge. Later, they were entrusted to specialized masters that detailed them specific matters.

8. The poor soils of Greece forced Greeks to exploit sea's resources and to look for new sources of wealth. This boosted the class of ship builders, sailors and traders. Greeks founded colonies in very remote points of the Mediterranean and Black Seas. The colonies served for the trade with the locals, but, in time, the colonies turned in hotbeds of Greek culture, and those in Sicily or coasts of Asia Minor turned into another Greeces.

9. Important crops in ancient (and modern) Greece were olives and grapes. Olive oil was used both as an aliment and for lighting, but especially as a main trade good. Still, at their origin, the Greeks were shepherds tribes (like all Indo-Europeans) and this is betrayed by the omnipresence of the shepherd, animal husbandry and livestock in all ancient Greek legends, Iliad (the poem of the siege of Troy) and Odyssey included.

10. Greek sportsmen smeared their bodies with oil and grease, using a curbed tool. Greeks enjoyed wrestling and (a type of) boxing. The men had to be totally naked when practicing sports.